I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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