Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When are your genitals available?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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