So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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