So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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