if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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