fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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