she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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