I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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