either way he was missing a nipple.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
