@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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