My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
