My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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