And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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