I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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