i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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