there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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