Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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