We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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