Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
drinking out of a sandbucket again
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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