By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children