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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.

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  No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Why?

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...

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• (718): View more from New York

  We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game

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• (207): View more from Maine

  C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT

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