Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(941): View more from Florida

you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(219): View more from Indiana

My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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(802): View more from Vermont

hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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(720): View more from Colorado

i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944

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and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate

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(316): View more from Kansas

I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...

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