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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty

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(856): Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty http://tfl.nu/h187

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(850): View more from Florida

when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?

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(850): when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children? http://tfl.nu/iefn

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(703): View more from Virginia

tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

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(703): tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions. http://tfl.nu/m5qp

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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.

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(954): thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much. http://tfl.nu/ll22

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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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(807): I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing. http://tfl.nu/a3a6

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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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(310): If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is http://tfl.nu/w3co

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

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(570): why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge? http://tfl.nu/lm3z

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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.

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(574): It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later. http://tfl.nu/qtru

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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?

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(+61): She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental? http://tfl.nu/sd8n

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(330): View more from Ohio

It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.

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(330): It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this. http://tfl.nu/6tb8

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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried

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(781): I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried http://tfl.nu/enjc

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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it

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(530): Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it http://tfl.nu/avbb

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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out

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(715): Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out http://tfl.nu/7lpk

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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

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(318): My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock http://tfl.nu/d5ea

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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..

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(714): It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it.. http://tfl.nu/n2jv

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