Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.