I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..