all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
vagina is talking i cant
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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