Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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