Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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