I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
drinking out of a sandbucket again
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I feel like death gave me a hand job
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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