u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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