windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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