if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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