Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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