quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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