I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
is it fun? or sober?
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