man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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