Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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