Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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