Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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