no. you can't hotbox the world.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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