Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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