Non-Jews are for practice
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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