I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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