if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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