party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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