I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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