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(647): View more from Ontario

look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking

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(757): View more from Virginia

I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's blow job season.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..

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