i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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