I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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