I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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