My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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