I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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