Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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