margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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