Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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