it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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