i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
True college students do jello shots in the library
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