He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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