they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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