I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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