This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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