am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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