if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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