Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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