He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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