I'm drive I can fine osifer
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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